Public Service Announcement!

If you got a tattoo that you don't want anyone to see or are shy about private matters here are a few things to avoid in a bar...

1. Tequila, by the end of the night the whole bar will know that your left nipple is smaller than the right.

2. Cell phone videos to your significant other. If there are risque photos or videos on your phone a few things WILL happen...
a. you will lose your phone in the bar and it will be found by a random or the barstaff
b. the barstaff or a random stranger will watch the videos and show them to all our friends
c. high fiving will ensue.

3. Shirts with a diving neckline, pants with a low rise, or skirts that end anywhere higher than the knee. Your tits will fall out, everyone will comment on your 3+ inches of plumbers crack, and everyone will comment about how ugly your vagina is.

4. Most importantly come closing time do not assume that just because you're cute the barstaff will let you stay, because while you were drinking you spilled vodka cran down your white shirt and began drooling very slightly on yourself showing that you neither have control or class.

Keep this in mind Ladies, gentleman there is not enough time in a day to write up a list for you I know it's difficult but try to be on your best behavior.